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29th September 2014

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"I dreamed I was Napoleon in my Maidenform socks.  The bourbon helped."

"I dreamed I was Napoleon in my Maidenform socks.  The bourbon helped."

Tagged: boney parts

29th September 2014

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Some years ago, all sailors in the Royal Navy were issued one kitten and a portion of fox.

Some years ago, all sailors in the Royal Navy were issued one kitten and a portion of fox.

Tagged: never ever sick at seahardly ever

29th September 2014

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But they got a very good price for the rental of his room.

But they got a very good price for the rental of his room.

Tagged: silver lining parenting

26th September 2014

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Mick sulked and refused to go onstage until someone brought him a Pepsi.

Mick sulked and refused to go onstage until someone brought him a Pepsi.

Tagged: the Pepsi Challenge

26th September 2014

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Anita happily spent her long lonely days watching C-3PO type.

Anita happily spent her long lonely days watching C-3PO type.

Tagged: girls just want to have robots

26th September 2014

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A child’s first shrine to Ishtar.

A child’s first shrine to Ishtar.

Tagged: sentimental pagans

25th September 2014

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"This better not be a book.  I already have a book!”

"This better not be a book.  I already have a book!”

Tagged: secret illiterate Santa

25th September 2014

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Chet and Belinda demonstrate the enormous skills required to be national Hide-and-Seek champions.

Chet and Belinda demonstrate the enormous skills required to be national Hide-and-Seek champions.

Tagged: games theory

25th September 2014

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"I’m a woodchuck! I’m a woodchuck!  I don’t care what you say, I’m a woodchuck!"

"I’m a woodchuck! I’m a woodchuck!  I don’t care what you say, I’m a woodchuck!"

Tagged: he's a woodchuck

24th September 2014

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Enchanted land of the Meat Cannon.

Enchanted land of the Meat Cannon.

Tagged: killer meatballs