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25th July 2014

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Mr. Heston makes a critical error while adjusting the tanning bed.

Mr. Heston makes a critical error while adjusting the tanning bed.

Tagged: salon overkill

25th July 2014

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Lois makes a nice living as an ichthyological proctologist.

Lois makes a nice living as an ichthyological proctologist.

Tagged: little fish butts

25th July 2014

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From A Child’s Guide to Dove Smashing.

From A Child’s Guide to Dove Smashing.

Tagged: unusual textbooks

24th July 2014

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Roberta dreamed of someday playing a corpse on Law & Order:SVU.

Roberta dreamed of someday playing a corpse on Law & Order:SVU.

Tagged: dreams money can buylet's audition for Juilliard!

24th July 2014

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Why not have Miss Maude entertain at your dog’s birthday celebration?

Why not have Miss Maude entertain at your dog’s birthday celebration?

Tagged: It's a living

24th July 2014

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"One more crack about my sweater and we’re through!"

"One more crack about my sweater and we’re through!"

Tagged: craft-related divorce

23rd July 2014

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For girls who like them hot and soft.

For girls who like them hot and soft.

Tagged: lowered expectations

23rd July 2014

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Little Stanley just had naturally adhesive feet.

Little Stanley just had naturally adhesive feet.

Tagged: sticky kids

23rd July 2014

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"But now I’ll let you snatch them away."

"But now I’ll let you snatch them away."

Tagged: euphemism fiesta

22nd July 2014

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"Now, darling, if you steam up the window she’s just going to call the police again."

"Now, darling, if you steam up the window she’s just going to call the police again."

Tagged: peeking in suburbia