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23rd April 2014

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Millie has won all her qualifying ribbons and is now ready for breeding.

Millie has won all her qualifying ribbons and is now ready for breeding.

Tagged: throroughbred modern Millie.

23rd April 2014

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"Come right on in!  Just step over those bodies."

"Come right on in!  Just step over those bodies."

Tagged: at the insurance agent's

23rd April 2014

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"Do all roses ooze this sticky yellow stuff?"

"Do all roses ooze this sticky yellow stuff?"

Tagged: the language of flowers

22nd April 2014

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"That’s why I drink."

"That’s why I drink."

Tagged: blythe spirits

22nd April 2014

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"Mine keeps telling me to deposit another 50 cents.  What does yours say?"

"Mine keeps telling me to deposit another 50 cents.  What does yours say?"

Tagged: our mechanical overlords

22nd April 2014

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"C’mon, Dad!  Take off your clothes, for tomorrow we die!"

"C’mon, Dad!  Take off your clothes, for tomorrow we die!"

Tagged: apocalypse togs

21st April 2014

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It was a dark and stormy night and they were parked on a lonely road half a mile away from the old insane asylum….

It was a dark and stormy night and they were parked on a lonely road half a mile away from the old insane asylum….

Tagged: let Paul tell it!

21st April 2014

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"No, doll. Your ass goes on the seat, not under it.”

"No, doll. Your ass goes on the seat, not under it.”

Tagged: intelligence test

21st April 2014

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My guess would be raisins.

My guess would be raisins.

Tagged: or maybe jelly beans

19th April 2014

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Marjorie’s final wish was to be pecked to death by cockatoos.

Marjorie’s final wish was to be pecked to death by cockatoos.

Tagged: an elegant demise