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29th July 2014

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Miranda’s pet apple was an inexplicable source of fascination for the entire sorority.

Miranda’s pet apple was an inexplicable source of fascination for the entire sorority.

Tagged: the undateables

29th July 2014

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150 slide rules, 149 disembodied heads: now that’s a party!

150 slide rules, 149 disembodied heads: now that’s a party!

Tagged: engineers au-go-go

29th July 2014

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Gwen spent hours studying the tiny civilization she believed to be living at the bottom of her Coke bottle.

Gwen spent hours studying the tiny civilization she believed to be living at the bottom of her Coke bottle.

Tagged: grand delusions

26th July 2014

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And there’d be a whole lot more if you could spell.

And there’d be a whole lot more if you could spell.

Tagged: devil in the details

26th July 2014

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Uranus is for lovers.

Uranus is for lovers.

Tagged: immaturity is forever

26th July 2014

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"You know, Larry’s is at least 8 inches longer.”

"You know, Larry’s is at least 8 inches longer.”

Tagged: size matters

25th July 2014

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Mr. Heston makes a critical error while adjusting the tanning bed.

Mr. Heston makes a critical error while adjusting the tanning bed.

Tagged: salon overkill

25th July 2014

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Lois makes a nice living as an ichthyological proctologist.

Lois makes a nice living as an ichthyological proctologist.

Tagged: little fish butts

25th July 2014

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From A Child’s Guide to Dove Smashing.

From A Child’s Guide to Dove Smashing.

Tagged: unusual textbooks

24th July 2014

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Roberta dreamed of someday playing a corpse on Law & Order:SVU.

Roberta dreamed of someday playing a corpse on Law & Order:SVU.

Tagged: dreams money can buylet's audition for Juilliard!