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19th August 2014

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Sam and Jackie practice Kreme-do, and ancient art of cake fighting.

Sam and Jackie practice Kreme-do, and ancient art of cake fighting.

Tagged: fun at weddings

19th August 2014

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Please place all discarded children in potting shed.

Please place all discarded children in potting shed.

Tagged: recycling

19th August 2014

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The girls enjoyed a rousing game of “Off the Shoulder.”

The girls enjoyed a rousing game of “Off the Shoulder.”

Tagged: easier than Scrabble

18th August 2014

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Many goodly offerings were made to the Great Sun God, but few were accepted.

Many goodly offerings were made to the Great Sun God, but few were accepted.

Tagged: reasons to worry

18th August 2014

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As Loreen reached for the potato chips, her mind suddenly went blank, just as nature, and Stan, had intended.

As Loreen reached for the potato chips, her mind suddenly went blank, just as nature, and Stan, had intended.

Tagged: blank and white

18th August 2014

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"It’s your hat, dear. We’re all laughing at it."

"It’s your hat, dear. We’re all laughing at it."

Tagged: humiliating haberdashery

16th August 2014

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"I don’t know, Carol…. Sometimes I feel…not so fresh."

"I don’t know, Carol…. Sometimes I feel…not so fresh."

Tagged: at home with the Euphamisms

16th August 2014

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Ever hopeful, Louise awaits a callback from John Waters.

Ever hopeful, Louise awaits a callback from John Waters.

Tagged: mink flamingoes

16th August 2014

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"This time I’ll be Lady Macbeth and you be the doctor!”

"This time I’ll be Lady Macbeth and you be the doctor!”

Tagged: kids say the darndest things

16th August 2014

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"But you have given me an extremely bad haircut!”

"But you have given me an extremely bad haircut!”

Tagged: comic humiliations